Mitch Miller – Copy Penthouse Experience

From The Metaphorical Desk Of Mitch Miller

March 10th 2017

Yes, this is a sales letter.

But, unlike most sales letters, this one isn’t just about selling you something.

It’s about (shamelessly) bribing you with so many exciting free bonuses and extras so you’ll love me forever and put me in your will next to your children.

I’m going to reveal the fastest, most certain way to gain real momentum in your marketing by showing you that the missing puzzle piece you are looking for comes down to the words you say in your sales pages.

When you get the words right, you make sales.

Sales = money.

Money = happy dances in your underwear.

One well written sales letter can make you rich.

But before we get to the exciting stuff, lemme ask you a question:

Ever felt like giving up?

Because you’ve been in this game for a while now and you’re frustrated with your progress so far.

For a long time I was overwhelmed, confused, and afraid to fully commit to any one approach to making money online or growing my business.

I knew a lot, and kept trying things, yet it was like an invisible wall was keeping me from the money and I couldn’t figure it out.

When I was struggling, it was killing me inside to worry about money… maxing out my credit cards while constantly feeling stressed out and anxious.

I thought there was something wrong with me.

I thought I might never reach my goals.

Do you secretly envy the overflowing confidence and success others seem to have… watching them living the life you know you should be living too?

Have you ever dreamed of going on better (and longer) vacations around the world?

Finally telling your boss which ass cheek to kiss?

How would it feel to finally have the clarity, confidence, and certainty on the best way to proceed to make money online and grow your business?

If you’d like that…

Then I hope you read every word of this letter because your answer to the question I ask on the next line will determine the direction of your life forever.

Most don’t.

Maybe an online business isn’t for you.

It’s meant for someone who’s hungry…

It’s meant for the kind of man or woman who has a relentless desire to earn more money in a single year than most of your friends will earn in their entire lifetime.

It’s meant for someone who is willing to make the sacrifices that business demands…

willing to roll the dice… endure the stresses… and fight the inevitable battles against your own brain…

while also pitted against some of the sharpest minds in the world, for prizes beyond the imagination of ordinary men and women.

Do you have the courage to reach out for this kind of life?

If you do, read on. If you don’t, consider yourself lucky and leave this page – there is nothing left for you here.

I’m the guy who is secretly called up in the middle of the night by some of the biggest names in our business, to give them timely advice and clarity when they need it most.

I am an author of 3 books, run a wildly successful training firm with my business partner Macaully, called Opposed Media where we hold workshops and training events all across the world.

Regarded by others as The King Of Copy and the “Dan Kennedy” of today, our marketing campaigns have generated millions for our clients over the last 10 years including one that took someone from a respectable $178,000 a month to over 1.5 million dollars a month in less than 100 days.

In a nutshell: I’m one of the best copywriters in the world.

There are very few people on earth who can even come close to touching my skills.

I would write better than 99.5% of all marketers even if I was drunk, hung upside down, and spun in circles while badgers claw my face with the Spice Girls movie playing on repeat in the background.

They say “if you have to tell people you are something, you are not that something” and that’s totally true… except when it’s not.

There are a few select people in this world who are so good at what they do, they can say whatever the fuck they want because they are the real deal.

Muhammad Ali, Conor McGregor, and Eminem to name a few.

I have a loud mouth when I write because it’s hilarious and it pisses off the anal retentive folk with sticks lodged too far up their backsides.

And life is about having fun!

My life is really fun. I am basically retired, traveling the world, living in luxury condos – enjoying daily massages, five star meals, and doing what barely feels like work to me.

Unfortunately life wasn’t always this fun…

I was so broke I had to scam the Nigerians!

No matter how great I thought my ideas were… nothing ever changed for me.

And then… I did it

For the next 10 minutes, I sat there quietly choking down
spoonfuls of uncooked rice with ketchup on them while
hiding under a tree with tears streaming down my face…

I was feeling deflated… and worthless… and angry… and like I was less than all the people I had ever known in my life…

In that moment I realized that failure doesn’t actually exist. I understood right then and there, the only way to fail is to give up .

And today is the day YOU have had enough

Enough of your boss, enough of your wife nagging you or your husband laughing at you, enough of the government & it’s BS, and enough of not doing what you damn well know you need to be doing:

You’ve probably asked yourself that question before, am I right?

This is the same idea that allowed me to never have a job again, EVER.

This is the hidden enemy behind why you are struggling… and most people have no idea it’s not their fault!

The lie is #3 is all you need to have success!

Just look at Clickfunnels, a company with one of the largest (and most irresponsible) marketing slogans I’ve ever come across: